Hai. You can call me Kazz.
Me: *Doesn’t party*
Me: *Doesn’t drink*
Me: *Doesn’t sleep around*
Me: *Doesn’t get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU’VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU’RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
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Dear rumble staff…. Damned. I don’t want your shit, so pahleaseee leavemethehellalone. Gracias and denada. ￼
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