August 30, 2012

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lulz-time:

Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lulz-time:

Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lulz-time:
Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lulz-time:

Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…

gastrogirl:

blt grilled cheese.

gastrogirl:

blt grilled cheese.

August 29, 2012

smokeporch:

Me: *Doesn’t party*
Me: *Doesn’t drink*
Me: *Doesn’t sleep around*
Me: *Doesn’t get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU’VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU’RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.

GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!

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thatonepunjabigirl:

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thatonepunjabigirl:

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August 19, 2012

Anonymous:

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No

Anonymous:

Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

Dear anonymous. Thank you for taking the time to stalk my page. Honestly, Idk what that is. Idc. I’m self confident and some people find that attractive. So, if you’d like to message me again, state names. I’m open to conversation

TUMBLR STAFF BLOG: GIVEAWAY ALERT

Dear rumble staff…. Damned. I don’t want your shit, so pahleaseee leavemethehellalone. Gracias and denada. 

Dearest magnifabuluso,

In response to the tons of annoying Apple product related spam recently cluttering your dashboard, we have teamed up with Apple’s development team to ACTUALLY GIVE AWAY APPLE PRODUCTS! Under the condition that you agree to “test” the product, by allowing basic debug data to be automatically sent to Apple’s dev and diagnostics teams.

So, in a nutshell..
CLICK HERE TO RECEIVE YOUR FREE IPHONE!

Just be sure to fill out your email address and all accurate info, use confirmation link, and then use the PROMO CODE: TUMBLRCARES

Because we do care, just not about spammers.

Note: only the first 1,000 users may take part in this promotion, which is on a first come first serve basis.

Oh, and don’t be greedy. “Publish” and reblog away! Share the loot!

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August 11, 2012

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July 30, 2012

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic

June 20, 2012

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard