August 30, 2012

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lulz-time:

Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lulz-time:

Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…

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gastrogirl:

blt grilled cheese.

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August 29, 2012

smokeporch:

Me: *Doesn’t party*
Me: *Doesn’t drink*
Me: *Doesn’t sleep around*
Me: *Doesn’t get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU’VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU’RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.

GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!

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thatonepunjabigirl:

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August 19, 2012

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5:29 pm

Anonymous:

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5:29 pm

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5:27 pm